Emo Andy Dalton after a trip to Sephora on Groundhog Day (Carr thread)

[RaiderandBulldog]

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[quote=chucker post_id=1198590]Let kids believe in the tooth fairy, there are still grown men who believe in Derek Carr.[/quote]

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[quote=Attyla post_id=1198687]I convinced my younger sister that the tooth fairy was actually in the business of snatching teeth out of children's heads while they slept at night. I think that is why she is neurotic to this day.[/quote]I once made the mistake as a kid of falling asleep with my head under the pillow. Next day I was back to eating Gerber's.

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[quote=chucker post_id=1198529]How about the "he needs the right OC" mantra? Saints are grasping at straws after giving him a contract they can't move on from.
https://twitter.com/JeffDuncan_/status/ ... 8199311685[/quote]What crew, what a crew...

[Hellbound]

[quote=16 to 88 post_id=1199261]What crew, what a crew...[/quote]This way when Carr gets Allen and the OC fired after 4 games, he gets to have his buddy Gruden step in as hc. Wonder if they're next door neighbors yet?

[Willmark]

Willing to bet that Boy Wonder never thought about Darth Hoodie potentially joining the Falcons. The Saints fans themselves seem to have not yet considered it either judging by their various sites.

Facing off against his Defense twice a year? He has dismantled far better QBs. Yes Atlanta has to work on their D but the point stands.

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[quote=Hellbound post_id=1199331]This way when Carr gets Allen and the OC fired after 4 games, he gets to have his buddy Gruden step in as hc. Wonder if they're next door neighbors yet?[/quote]

Classic!

[Amish Cabal]

[quote=Willmark post_id=1199419]Willing to bet that Boy Wonder never thought about Darth Hoodie potentially joining the Falcons. The Saints fans themselves seem to have not yet considered it either judging by their various sites.

Facing off against his Defense twice a year? He has dismantled far better QBs. Yes Atlanta has to work on their D but the point stands.[/quote]Double covering his checkdowns. What's the poor Derk gonna do?

[Rainman56]

[quote=Amish Cabal post_id=1199602]Double covering his checkdowns. What's the poor Derk gonna do?[/quote]Same as he always does,shit his pants and blame everyone else.

[chucker]

This guy is simply one of the most entertaining twitterers ever
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[chucker]

Opening it up for a Gruden reunion?
https://twitter.com/AaronWilson_NFL/sta ... 4361817095

[Willmark]

[quote=chucker post_id=1200869]Opening it up for a Gruden reunion?
https://twitter.com/AaronWilson_NFL/sta ... 4361817095[/quote]Only buys time for Allen to avoid getting fired until next year.

[Attyla]

[quote=chucker post_id=1200545]This guy is simply one of the most entertaining twitterers ever
https://twitter.com/im_right_though/sta ... 1220459635[/quote]Josh is just flat out funny.

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[quote=chucker post_id=1200869]Opening it up for a Gruden reunion?
https://twitter.com/AaronWilson_NFL/sta ... 4361817095[/quote]Wow!

Carr gets everybody fired!!!

[352Raider]

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Lmao this is from the Saints forum. As much as I dislike Reddit this is pretty funny!

https://www.reddit.com/r/nflcirclejerk/ ... erek_carr/

[Amish Cabal]

Michael Thomas no longer a fan. LOL

...Instead, he pointed to quarterback Derek Carr, saying he had been “set up by a bad ball.”

Unfortunately, Carr isn’t effective throwing passes on the routes that Thomas runs best: in-breaking crossers and slants where he can use his physicality and large frame to bully smaller defenders. His scattershot accuracy got his receivers hurt throughout the season; Rashid Shaheed suffered a quad strain and Chris Olave sprained his ankle when adjusting to off-target passes. It’s disappointing that it’s come to this but Thomas is right to feel this way. If Carr had thrown a better ball (and thrown his way more often), he may have enjoyed more success in 2023. Instead, Thomas is very likely playing elsewhere in 2024.

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