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BREAKING ! Maxx Crosby traded to Cowboys for 2 second rounders !
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2026 7:22 am
by raidersince63
Just wanted to share the idiocy with April 1st pranks.
This thread will be deleted in 6,5,4,3....
Re: BREAKING ! Maxx Crosby traded to Chiefs for 2 second rounders !
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2026 7:30 am
by Rabidraider
When you put Chiefs it lost its value.
We all know that would never happen...
Should of said Dallas or Rams....
Re: BREAKING ! Maxx Crosby traded to Cowboys for 2 second rounders !
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2026 8:29 am
by raidersince63
Yeah, you're right...using the Chefs was a bit overkill and not very believable, even on this site...so I took your advice and changed it.
Re: BREAKING ! Maxx Crosby traded to Cowboys for 2 second rounders !
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2026 8:48 am
by Xramfan
I almost started a thread saying we traded our first pick to the Saints for Derek Carr but that would have given Bono and a couple of others a genuine explosion of joy of sorts and didnt want to be responsible for a psychotic meltdown when it was realized it wasn't true.
I have a heart after all
Re: BREAKING ! Maxx Crosby traded to Cowboys for 2 second rounders !
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2026 8:59 am
by Rabidraider
raidersince63 wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2026 8:29 am
Yeah, you're right...using the Chefs was a bit overkill and not very believable, even on this site...so I took your advice and changed it.
Now it has some pucker value. Well done!
Re: BREAKING ! Maxx Crosby traded to Cowboys for 2 second rounders !
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2026 9:24 am
by raidersince63
Xramfan wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2026 8:48 am
I almost started a thread saying we traded our first pick to the Saints for Derek Carr but that would have given Bono and a couple of others a genuine explosion of joy of sorts and didnt want to be responsible for a psychotic meltdown when it was realized it wasn't true.
I have a heart after all
What an incredible display of genuine concern for your fellow man. Take 2 "atta boys" out of petty cash!
Re: BREAKING ! Maxx Crosby traded to Cowboys for 2 second rounders !
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2026 9:35 am
by chucker
Xramfan wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2026 8:48 am
I almost started a thread saying we traded our first pick to the Saints for Derek Carr but that would have given Bono and a couple of others a genuine explosion of joy of sorts and didnt want to be responsible for a psychotic meltdown when it was realized it wasn't true.
I have a heart after all
You need to start that one on the Saints forum.
Re: BREAKING ! Maxx Crosby traded to Cowboys for 2 second rounders !
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2026 11:01 am
by STHfrontrow
OK I clicked really fast. Good one.
Re: BREAKING ! Maxx Crosby traded to Cowboys for 2 second rounders !
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2026 11:23 am
by Raider Nation
Bump, got to keep this at the top to make it realistic
Re: BREAKING ! Maxx Crosby traded to Cowboys for 2 second rounders !
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2026 11:28 am
by Rabidraider
Raider Nation wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2026 11:23 am
Bump, got to keep this at the top to make it realistic
That's 3D thinking right there....
Re: BREAKING ! Maxx Crosby traded to Cowboys for 2 second rounders !
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2026 11:40 am
by RunOverByHubbard
WTF is Doofus Davis doing?!? I thought he was going to let the new management handle these things. This is a desperation move for a desperate franchise. We will regret this big time. But the silver lining is more reps for Tyree Wilson, who I sure will break out this year as his foot is finally healed.
Re: BREAKING ! Maxx Crosby traded to Cowboys for 2 second rounders !
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2026 12:49 pm
by Attyla
RunOverByHubbard wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2026 11:40 am
WTF is Doofus Davis doing?!? I thought he was going to let the new management handle these things. This is a desperation move for a desperate franchise. We will regret this big time. But the silver lining is more reps for Tyree Wilson, who I sure will break out this year as his foot is finally healed.
good post surgical drugs on display
Re: BREAKING ! Maxx Crosby traded to Cowboys for 2 second rounders !
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2026 1:34 pm
by Tusken
Cool, gonna go off myself now :)
Re: BREAKING ! Maxx Crosby traded to Cowboys for 2 second rounders !
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2026 5:07 pm
by raidersince63
Re: BREAKING ! Maxx Crosby traded to Cowboys for 2 second rounders !
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2026 5:45 pm
by SkullCrusher
This is a good move, 2 firsts and you are just eating up more cap. These 2nd rounders can hit just as big at a 1/3rd of the cost. More genius.