Emo Andy Dalton after a trip to Sephora on Groundhog Day (Carr thread)

[RaiderandBulldog]

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[signal]

[quote=GoodTimeCharlie post_id=1051452]I saw Scarlett Johansson walking through Little Tokyo in Los Angeles once. She never even glanced at me, but I’m pretty sure she ALMOST fell in love with me.[/quote]Further to your point.

A chimpanzee is ALMOST human. There is only a 1.2% difference in DNA. Hell, with just a couple of tweaks, this chimp is ALMOST Scarlett Johansson. “I will never understand the hate.”

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[GoodTimeCharlie]

[quote=signal post_id=1051463]Further to your point.

A chimpanzee is ALMOST human. There is only a 1.2% difference in DNA. Hell, with just a couple of tweaks, this chimp is ALMOST Scarlett Johansson. “I will never understand the hate.”

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[/quote]I don’t know how the science works, but supposedly you can eliminate that “1.2%” difference with a certain number of beers.

[BluegrassRaider]

[quote=GoodTimeCharlie post_id=1051378]

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6 Votes. Sharing 3rd Place with Ezekiel Elliot.

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https://media1.tenor.com/images/0d40c69 ... d=12784504[/quote]He wasn't even almost 2nd since he was nearly as many votes from there (4) as he got total (6). He was not even in the same ballpark as the first place vote getter so what is even meant by almost in this context?

He got a handful of votes a half decade ago. So what?

I cannot begin to understand why anyone is making this ridiculous case six years later that we need to pay this guy 40 million a year because of a few stray MVP votes from years back.

At best that is the brain dead excuse for the last extension.

[Xramfan]

[quote=GoodTimeCharlie post_id=1051452]I saw Scarlett Johansson walking through Little Tokyo in Los Angeles once. She never even glanced at me, but I’m pretty sure she ALMOST fell in love with me.[/quote]Back off. I called dibs first

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[Attyla]

[quote=Xramfan post_id=1051477]Back off. I called dibs first

https://img.etimg.com/thumb/msid-414892 ... y-100/.jpg[/quote]you would have a heart attack and die

[BluegrassRaider]

[quote=Attyla post_id=1051479]you would have a heart attack and die[/quote]If ya gotta go, that seems a preferable exit strategy to almost any alternatives though.

[Sold My Soul]

If nothing else.....

At least this thread got more entertaining.

I'm luvn all the pics n' gifs.

[Attyla]

[quote=Sold My Soul post_id=1051483]If nothing else.....

At least this thread got more entertaining.

I'm luvn all the pics n' gifs.

[/quote]imagine the possibilities
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[Sold My Soul]

[quote=Attyla post_id=1051487]imagine the possibilities
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d0/bb/05 ... 4d03e1.gif[/quote]If she really wants to impress me.......

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[Xramfan]

[quote=Sold My Soul post_id=1051488]If she really wants to impress me.......

https://media.giphy.com/media/5ZWbc2vJAJmb6/giphy.gif[/quote]She’s sucking that better than Carr on 4th and game

(Just keeping it on topic)

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[quote=Attyla post_id=1051479]you would have a heart attack and die[/quote]A man can only dream…..best 4 seconds of my life ;)

[srv5490]

[quote=Attyla post_id=1051479]you would have a heart attack and die[/quote]This story only gets me a ton grief, but I will tell it anyway. I was in a jazz club in the early '90s, and Julia Roberts was there. Every single time I looked over at her, she was already looking at me and would smile when I made eye contact. This happened numerous times throughout the course of the night, and the truth is that it just scared the shit out of me. I completely pussed out.

[chucker]

[quote=srv5490 post_id=1051503]This story only gets me a ton grief, but I will tell it anyway. I was in a jazz club in the early '90s, and Julia Roberts was there. Every single time I looked over at her, she was already looking at me and would smile when I made eye contact. This happened numerous times throughout the course of the night, and the truth is that it just scared the shit out of me. I completely pussed out.[/quote]Julia gets a ton of grief every time she tells this story too.

[Xramfan]

[quote=chucker post_id=1051509]Julia gets a ton of grief every time she tells this story too.[/quote]She calls it.”The one who got away”

[352Raider]

[quote=Attyla post_id=1051487]imagine the possibilities
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[Amish Cabal]

I've got one.

Way back in the MySpace days, I get a message from some chick, liking what I had to say. Her profile pic was cute. She was from Detroit. We strike up some convo, eventually exchanged numbers, and we started chatting almost every night. After a couple months, she sent me some scantily clad photos. Holy smokes she was hot.

Then, my work let's me know they'll be sending me and a couple coworkers to Detroit to attend a conference. What timing! Couldn't wait to tell her and arrange a hook up. She owned a limo service and said she'd be waiting outside the hotel in a stretch Chrysler 300 limo.

So I'm bragging to my buddies, showing them the pics of the date I've got lined up. I was stoked. The day finally came. We pull up to the hotel and there's the stretch limo. They pull up beside it to let me out. She steps out of the car... all 5'2" and 350 lbs of her. I could hear my buddies laughing as they were driving away. My first tough lesson on the interwebz.

OT: Derek still sux balz.