Just Funny Ass Shite
Just Funny Ass Shite
Post away .... As long as its Funny.
And I don't mean just funny to atylla...
Really funny.
And I don't mean just funny to atylla...
Really funny.
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RollingStoner
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Sold My Soul
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I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don't have acne. Life is great.
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
Old age is coming at a really bad time.
When I was a child I thought "nap time" was a punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation.
The biggest lie I tell myself is... " I don't have to write that down, I'll remember it".
I don't have gray hair... I have "wisdom highlights"! I'm just very wise.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
At my age "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came In there for.
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
Now, I'm wondering... did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?
I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don't have acne. Life is great.
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
Old age is coming at a really bad time.
When I was a child I thought "nap time" was a punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation.
The biggest lie I tell myself is... " I don't have to write that down, I'll remember it".
I don't have gray hair... I have "wisdom highlights"! I'm just very wise.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
At my age "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came In there for.
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
Now, I'm wondering... did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?
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Attyla
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Attyla
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RollingStoner
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RollingStoner
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RollingStoner
- Posts: 238
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You thought You we're having a Bad Day??
Man Gets Eaten By Piranhas After Drowning In Lake While Escaping Bee Attack
https://www.ladbible.com/news/latest-ma ... s-20211103
Man Gets Eaten By Piranhas After Drowning In Lake While Escaping Bee Attack
https://www.ladbible.com/news/latest-ma ... s-20211103
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RollingStoner
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352Raider
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Went down another rabbit hole and found this:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=txEH1juZa ... =emb_title
Entity Removal Technology
“If people knew whats really going on, they would stop what they’re doing and the world would gather to find solutions.”
They affect everyone. Everyone we have observed has entity attachments. And they can affect anything in a person’s life.
Traditional methods of removal are not enough. Technological solutions are needed.
Common names for how spirits affect people:
Spirit Attachments
Entity Attachments
Intrusions
Possession
Obsession
Hauntings
Illness
Etc.
The full list of problems is vast, but some of the more common symptoms include…
Arguments
Amplified Emotions
Emotional Problems (Anger, Fear, Depression, etc.)
Blocked Feelings or Words
Personality Quirks
Bad “luck”
Accidents
Getting Bullied Or Being a Bully
Problems Sleeping
Intrusive Thoughts
Relationship Beginnings & Breakups
Brain Fog
Difficulty Thinking
Mystery Illnesses
Mystery Pains
Self-Harm
Cravings & Addictions
Doing things without knowing why
Even Group Effects like rioting, mass attacks, etc.
http://www.entityremovaltech.com/
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=txEH1juZa ... =emb_title
Entity Removal Technology
“If people knew whats really going on, they would stop what they’re doing and the world would gather to find solutions.”
They affect everyone. Everyone we have observed has entity attachments. And they can affect anything in a person’s life.
Traditional methods of removal are not enough. Technological solutions are needed.
Common names for how spirits affect people:
Spirit Attachments
Entity Attachments
Intrusions
Possession
Obsession
Hauntings
Illness
Etc.
The full list of problems is vast, but some of the more common symptoms include…
Arguments
Amplified Emotions
Emotional Problems (Anger, Fear, Depression, etc.)
Blocked Feelings or Words
Personality Quirks
Bad “luck”
Accidents
Getting Bullied Or Being a Bully
Problems Sleeping
Intrusive Thoughts
Relationship Beginnings & Breakups
Brain Fog
Difficulty Thinking
Mystery Illnesses
Mystery Pains
Self-Harm
Cravings & Addictions
Doing things without knowing why
Even Group Effects like rioting, mass attacks, etc.
http://www.entityremovaltech.com/
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Xramfan
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[quote=RollingStoner post_id=1008108]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E_bp4Xzu0YM[/quote]Nice. Where ya been Stoner?