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Emo Andy Dalton after a trip to Sephora on Groundhog Day (Carr thread)
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2021 9:56 pm
by RaiderandBulldog
Re: Emo Andy Dalton after a trip to Sephora on Groundhog Day (Carr thread)
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2026 9:09 pm
by Reno Hightower
raider_kin wrote: Tue Jul 14, 2026 5:08 pm
Cleveland: they're made for each other.
Plus I would love to see him have to deal with the cold.
Maybe he can alternate with the Sanders kid like Staubach and Craig Morton.
Re: Emo Andy Dalton after a trip to Sephora on Groundhog Day (Carr thread)
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2026 9:48 pm
by DanKD
As awful as Carr is, hed probably be Clevelands best quarterback
Re: Emo Andy Dalton after a trip to Sephora on Groundhog Day (Carr thread)
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2026 6:06 pm
by rich72
DanKD wrote: Tue Jul 14, 2026 9:48 pm
As awful as Carr is, hed probably be Clevelands best quarterback
It gets cold there, so maybe not.
Re: Emo Andy Dalton after a trip to Sephora on Groundhog Day (Carr thread)
Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2026 12:40 pm
by Attyla
Derek said he is open to a team but they need to be a Super Bowl contender, but had supposedly been open to coming back to the Raiders.
So yea, Cleveland is a perfect match.
Re: Emo Andy Dalton after a trip to Sephora on Groundhog Day (Carr thread)
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2026 12:57 pm
by Rainman56
Re: Emo Andy Dalton after a trip to Sephora on Groundhog Day (Carr thread)
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2026 7:12 am
by Amish Cabal
Attyla wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2026 12:40 pm
Derek said he is open to a team but they need to be a Super Bowl contender,
A Super Bowl contender would no longer be with him starting. Maybe hold a clipboard like his brother.
Re: Emo Andy Dalton after a trip to Sephora on Groundhog Day (Carr thread)
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2026 5:32 pm
by RaiderandBulldog
Re: Emo Andy Dalton after a trip to Sephora on Groundhog Day (Carr thread)
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2026 8:39 am
by Willmark
As to the above? How can that be?
According to his instagram it was said otherwise?
FlyBono24 wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2026 6:42 pm
He's probably coming back here for 1 more year according to his IG
Re: Emo Andy Dalton after a trip to Sephora on Groundhog Day (Carr thread)
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2026 5:04 am
by Attyla
Re: Emo Andy Dalton after a trip to Sephora on Groundhog Day (Carr thread)
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2026 5:06 pm
by Rainman56
Definitely stay away from drafting any UCLA QB's in the near future.
Re: Emo Andy Dalton after a trip to Sephora on Groundhog Day (Carr thread)
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2026 6:01 pm
by GoodTimeCharlie
Rainman56 wrote: Sat Aug 15, 2026 5:06 pm
Definitely stay away from drafting any UCLA QB's in the near future.
Overheard at the 1st meeting with UCLA’s new “Special Advisor”…
“Rule #1 gentlemen. You spend your first 9 months in the fetal position. It’s a natural state for the body. When that fight or flight response kicks-in. Do neither. Stop, drop, and roll into a tight ball.”
“Speaking of ball sir, do we hold onto the ball in this position?”
“First of all, call me ‘Mr. Carr 11-year starter in the NFL’ or ‘Your Majesty’, or ‘Mi’Lord’. And no, if holdin’ onto the ball is uncomfortable while in fetal, get rid of the darn thang. We’ll touch on this again with Rule #9, but I’ll mention it here. That Defense across from you is full of sinful demon spawn who’ll get ahold of you and drag you to Hell for that ball. If you see one of ‘em coming, doesn’t matter how far away they are, you drop that ball to distract them and immediately get to Rule #1.”
“Um… Mr. Carr…11-year starter in the NFL, won’t that be a fumble? Won’t we be letting our teammates down?”
“Perfect timing young man. That brings us right to Rule #2. ‘Teammates’ don’t mean friends or family. Let me explain. Rule #2 is every morning, I want you all to do this, every morning after applying your eyeliner, you point at that fella in the mirror and say, ‘IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT’. Say it with me now, ‘IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT’. Okay, a little louder next time. I didn’t really hear any of ya.
Let’s get back to Rule #2 and the genius of it. That same finger pointin’ at that fella in the mirror, well that’s the same finger you’ll be usin’ to point at your teammates when something goes wrong on the field. Don’t matter who, as long as it ain’t you. Remember that lil’ diddy. Pretty dang cool ain’t it? 2D chess, or whatever they say.”
“Yeahh…umm… Mr…err… Mi’Lord…”
“Gonna have to cut ya off right there. Gotta important meeting with Kyler Murray I need to get to.”
“Oh, NFL business sir?”
“Call of Duty son. Call of Duty.”
Re: Emo Andy Dalton after a trip to Sephora on Groundhog Day (Carr thread)
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2026 4:33 pm
by ELCAraiderfan
GoodTimeCharlie wrote: Mon Aug 24, 2026 6:01 pm
Overheard at the 1st meeting with UCLA’s new “Special Advisor”…
“Rule #1 gentlemen. You spend your first 9 months in the fetal position. It’s a natural state for the body. When that fight or flight response kicks-in. Do neither. Stop, drop, and roll into a tight ball.”
“Speaking of ball sir, do we hold onto the ball in this position?”
“First of all, call me ‘Mr. Carr 11-year starter in the NFL’ or ‘Your Majesty’, or ‘Mi’Lord’. And no, if holdin’ onto the ball is uncomfortable while in fetal, get rid of the darn thang. We’ll touch on this again with Rule #9, but I’ll mention it here. That Defense across from you is full of sinful demon spawn who’ll get ahold of you and drag you to Hell for that ball. If you see one of ‘em coming, doesn’t matter how far away they are, you drop that ball to distract them and immediately get to Rule #1.”
“Um… Mr. Carr…11-year starter in the NFL, won’t that be a fumble? Won’t we be letting our teammates down?”
“Perfect timing young man. That brings us right to Rule #2. ‘Teammates’ don’t mean friends or family. Let me explain. Rule #2 is every morning, I want you all to do this, every morning after applying your eyeliner, you point at that fella in the mirror and say, ‘IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT’. Say it with me now, ‘IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT’. Okay, a little louder next time. I didn’t really hear any of ya.
Let’s get back to Rule #2 and the genius of it. That same finger pointin’ at that fella in the mirror, well that’s the same finger you’ll be usin’ to point at your teammates when something goes wrong on the field. Don’t matter who, as long as it ain’t you. Remember that lil’ diddy. Pretty dang cool ain’t it? 2D chess, or whatever they say.”
“Yeahh…umm… Mr…err… Mi’Lord…”
“Gonna have to cut ya off right there. Gotta important meeting with Kyler Murray I need to get to.”
“Oh, NFL business sir?”
“Call of Duty son. Call of Duty.”
Looking forward to rule #3 - #9 parts of the story to arrive!
Re: Emo Andy Dalton after a trip to Sephora on Groundhog Day (Carr thread)
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2026 4:44 pm
by Xramfan
Must add quotes
"I have to be better"
"Its on me"
"Football is low on my lifes priorities"
Re: Emo Andy Dalton after a trip to Sephora on Groundhog Day (Carr thread)
Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2026 5:34 am
by raidersince63
"I take it one game at a time".
"Gotta give 110%"
Re: Emo Andy Dalton after a trip to Sephora on Groundhog Day (Carr thread)
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2026 4:10 pm
by 3rd and Long
Wonder how Derek feels
