Emo Andy Dalton after a trip to Sephora on Groundhog Day (Carr thread)

[RaiderandBulldog]

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[Reno Hightower]

Cleveland: they're made for each other.
Plus I would love to see him have to deal with the cold.

Maybe he can alternate with the Sanders kid like Staubach and Craig Morton.

[DanKD]

As awful as Carr is, hed probably be Clevelands best quarterback

[rich72]

As awful as Carr is, hed probably be Clevelands best quarterback

It gets cold there, so maybe not.

[Attyla]

Derek said he is open to a team but they need to be a Super Bowl contender, but had supposedly been open to coming back to the Raiders.

So yea, Cleveland is a perfect match.

[Rainman56]

[Amish Cabal]

Derek said he is open to a team but they need to be a Super Bowl contender,

A Super Bowl contender would no longer be with him starting. Maybe hold a clipboard like his brother.

[RaiderandBulldog]

[Willmark]

As to the above? How can that be?

According to his instagram it was said otherwise?

He's probably coming back here for 1 more year according to his IG

[Attyla]

As to the above? How can that be?

According to his instagram it was said otherwise?

[Rainman56]

Definitely stay away from drafting any UCLA QB's in the near future.

[GoodTimeCharlie]

Definitely stay away from drafting any UCLA QB's in the near future.

Overheard at the 1st meeting with UCLA’s new “Special Advisor”…

“Rule #1 gentlemen. You spend your first 9 months in the fetal position. It’s a natural state for the body. When that fight or flight response kicks-in. Do neither. Stop, drop, and roll into a tight ball.”

“Speaking of ball sir, do we hold onto the ball in this position?”

“First of all, call me ‘Mr. Carr 11-year starter in the NFL’ or ‘Your Majesty’, or ‘Mi’Lord’. And no, if holdin’ onto the ball is uncomfortable while in fetal, get rid of the darn thang. We’ll touch on this again with Rule #9, but I’ll mention it here. That Defense across from you is full of sinful demon spawn who’ll get ahold of you and drag you to Hell for that ball. If you see one of ‘em coming, doesn’t matter how far away they are, you drop that ball to distract them and immediately get to Rule #1.”

“Um… Mr. Carr…11-year starter in the NFL, won’t that be a fumble? Won’t we be letting our teammates down?”

“Perfect timing young man. That brings us right to Rule #2. ‘Teammates’ don’t mean friends or family. Let me explain. Rule #2 is every morning, I want you all to do this, every morning after applying your eyeliner, you point at that fella in the mirror and say, ‘IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT’. Say it with me now, ‘IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT’. Okay, a little louder next time. I didn’t really hear any of ya.

Let’s get back to Rule #2 and the genius of it. That same finger pointin’ at that fella in the mirror, well that’s the same finger you’ll be usin’ to point at your teammates when something goes wrong on the field. Don’t matter who, as long as it ain’t you. Remember that lil’ diddy. Pretty dang cool ain’t it? 2D chess, or whatever they say.”

“Yeahh…umm… Mr…err… Mi’Lord…”

“Gonna have to cut ya off right there. Gotta important meeting with Kyler Murray I need to get to.”

“Oh, NFL business sir?”

“Call of Duty son. Call of Duty.”

[ELCAraiderfan]

Overheard at the 1st meeting with UCLA’s new “Special Advisor”…

“Rule #1 gentlemen. You spend your first 9 months in the fetal position. It’s a natural state for the body. When that fight or flight response kicks-in. Do neither. Stop, drop, and roll into a tight ball.”

“Speaking of ball sir, do we hold onto the ball in this position?”

“First of all, call me ‘Mr. Carr 11-year starter in the NFL’ or ‘Your Majesty’, or ‘Mi’Lord’. And no, if holdin’ onto the ball is uncomfortable while in fetal, get rid of the darn thang. We’ll touch on this again with Rule #9, but I’ll mention it here. That Defense across from you is full of sinful demon spawn who’ll get ahold of you and drag you to Hell for that ball. If you see one of ‘em coming, doesn’t matter how far away they are, you drop that ball to distract them and immediately get to Rule #1.”

“Um… Mr. Carr…11-year starter in the NFL, won’t that be a fumble? Won’t we be letting our teammates down?”

“Perfect timing young man. That brings us right to Rule #2. ‘Teammates’ don’t mean friends or family. Let me explain. Rule #2 is every morning, I want you all to do this, every morning after applying your eyeliner, you point at that fella in the mirror and say, ‘IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT’. Say it with me now, ‘IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT’. Okay, a little louder next time. I didn’t really hear any of ya.

Let’s get back to Rule #2 and the genius of it. That same finger pointin’ at that fella in the mirror, well that’s the same finger you’ll be usin’ to point at your teammates when something goes wrong on the field. Don’t matter who, as long as it ain’t you. Remember that lil’ diddy. Pretty dang cool ain’t it? 2D chess, or whatever they say.”

“Yeahh…umm… Mr…err… Mi’Lord…”

“Gonna have to cut ya off right there. Gotta important meeting with Kyler Murray I need to get to.”

“Oh, NFL business sir?”

“Call of Duty son. Call of Duty.”

Looking forward to rule #3 - #9 parts of the story to arrive!

[Xramfan]

Must add quotes

"I have to be better"

"Its on me"

"Football is low on my lifes priorities"

[raidersince63]

"I take it one game at a time".

"Gotta give 110%"

[3rd and Long]

Wonder how Derek feels