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Post away .... As long as its Funny.
And I don't mean just funny to atylla...
Really funny.
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BRAVO ........

To Ricky for showing how f[raiders_icon]cking easy it is to make fun of the Hollywood elites, and for how f[raiders_icon]cking hard it was for the Hollywood elites to hear it.

:grin:

Pretty sure that was his last hosting gig.

He gave some great advice tho.....

we're all going to die and there ain't no sequel....

so lighten the f[raiders_icon]ck up.

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[quote=Sold My Soul post_id=832459]BRAVO ........

To Ricky for showing how f[raiders_icon]cking easy it is to make fun of the Hollywood elites, and for how f[raiders_icon]cking hard it was for the Hollywood elites to hear it.

:grin:

Pretty sure that was his last hosting gig.

He gave some great advice tho.....

we're all going to die and there ain't no sequel....

so lighten the f[raiders_icon]ck up.

:beer:[/quote]Scorcese took everything in the spirit it was intended and laughed at himself.

Loved the ISIS and Weinstein quips highlighting the hypocrisy of Hollywood.
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[quote=Diesis post_id=832665]Scorcese took everything in the spirit it was intended and laughed at himself.

Loved the ISIS and Weinstein quips highlighting the hypocrisy of Hollywood.[/quote]If walls could talk huh?

I think everyone should look inward and ask how can I be a better human being.
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HAWAII: SCUBA DIVER HOSPITALIZED AFTER HIS PENIS GETS STUCK IN GIANT CLAM
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Pahala, HI | A scuba diver is being hospitalized at Ka’u hospital on the island of Hawaii after he inserted his penis into a giant clam while recreational diving.
Sean Madison, 22, was transported to Ka’u hospital after suffering from severe breathing complications, vomiting, extreme swelling and low blood pressure.

Doctors believe physical contact with the giant mollusk may have triggered his allergy to seafood and exposed him to high levels of arsenic.

Madison, 22, whose condition has stabilized, said he inserted his penis inside the clam as a prank to impress his friend, Thomas Meyer.

“It was just a joke at first. My friend was filming so I wanted to impress him and put my dick into the clam, but then it just wouldn’t let go” he told reporters.
The amateur diver also admitted he was still hung over from the night before and had consumed GHB and ecstasy, which impaired his judgment at the time.

“It didn’t hurt or anything, it felt warm and cozy inside the clam, but I was afraid my oxygen reserves were getting low,” he admitted.
After eventually releasing himself from the clam, the young man later developed a severe allergic reaction and was rushed to Ka’u Hospital.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkFaIxpbHvM

Real transcript acted by Rick and Morty. It keeps getting better so keep watching.
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