The Tankathon thread,i.e., the 2026 Draft
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 1:10 pm
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I asked about his broad jump.Attyla wrote: Fri Dec 19, 2025 3:10 pm When I am having spinal fusion surgery, my go to question is what is your 40 time in pads.
sicko
When I did he told me about his nurse
It was an inside joke. I attended the in state rival of where Viper attended grad school.Cruisin with Tooz wrote: Fri Dec 19, 2025 1:33 pm Where they did residency is much more important than where they went to med school.
I would worry more about the sparq score. That too determines nfl qbs I’ve read here in the pastAttyla wrote: Fri Dec 19, 2025 3:10 pm When I am having spinal fusion surgery, my go to question is what is your 40 time in pads.
You're all pikers, no clue.Attyla wrote: Fri Dec 19, 2025 3:10 pm When I am having spinal fusion surgery, my go to question is what is your 40 time in pads.
Louie Anderson "I was in the olympics..... broad Jump..... killed her"
Post of the year.GoodTimeCharlie wrote: Fri Dec 19, 2025 7:00 am “I see your luck and raise you year after year of guaranteed failure until the day I die.” - Doofus McDingleberry
Also, fck you Doofus.
Sell the team.

I got the best advice ever from my step dad when I was 16. He said there will come a day when you have to get a prostrate exam. So in the meantime, find a doctor who is a petite woman with very small hands, preferably Asian (his implication is Asian chicks have very delicate hands.) At the time, I thought it was an odd and random thing to tell a 16 year old.raider_kin wrote: Fri Dec 19, 2025 5:56 pm You're all pikers, no clue.
Check out his sidepiece; is she a smoke show dime? There's your doc.
With my luck “she” would turn out to be a tranny.Attyla wrote: Sat Dec 20, 2025 4:10 am I got the best advice ever from my step dad when I was 16. He said there will come a day when you have to get a prostrate exam. So in the meantime, find a doctor who is a petite woman with very small hands, preferably Asian (his implication is Asian chicks have very delicate hands.) At the time, I thought it was an odd and random thing to tell a 16 year old.
I took that to heart and my last two doctors have been very petite women, not Asian, but you can't have everything. Now I understand all too well the wisdom of my step dad
Good luck or bad luck? With a handle like Viper you have to be compensating!Viper wrote: Sat Dec 20, 2025 5:20 am With my luck “she” would turn out to be a tranny.
The season has officially turned to shit when we start discussing spinal fusions and prostate exams.
That’s actually a badass name.
Viper wrote: Sat Dec 20, 2025 5:20 am With my luck “she” would turn out to be a tranny.
The season has officially turned to shit when we start discussing spinal fusions and prostate exams.