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The Tankathon thread,i.e., the 2026 Draft

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 1:10 pm
by KillerRaider30

Re: The Tankathon thread,i.e., the 2026 Draft

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2025 4:00 pm
by vtraider
Attyla wrote: Fri Dec 19, 2025 3:10 pm When I am having spinal fusion surgery, my go to question is what is your 40 time in pads.
I asked about his broad jump.

Re: The Tankathon thread,i.e., the 2026 Draft

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2025 4:48 pm
by Attyla
vtraider wrote: Fri Dec 19, 2025 4:00 pm I asked about his broad jump.
sicko

Re: The Tankathon thread,i.e., the 2026 Draft

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2025 4:54 pm
by vtraider
Attyla wrote: Fri Dec 19, 2025 4:48 pmsicko
When I did he told me about his nurse

Re: The Tankathon thread,i.e., the 2026 Draft

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2025 5:09 pm
by Reno Hightower
Cruisin with Tooz wrote: Fri Dec 19, 2025 1:33 pm Where they did residency is much more important than where they went to med school.
It was an inside joke. I attended the in state rival of where Viper attended grad school.

Re: The Tankathon thread,i.e., the 2026 Draft

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2025 5:43 pm
by Raidernation1979
Attyla wrote: Fri Dec 19, 2025 3:10 pm When I am having spinal fusion surgery, my go to question is what is your 40 time in pads.
I would worry more about the sparq score. That too determines nfl qbs I’ve read here in the past

Re: The Tankathon thread,i.e., the 2026 Draft

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2025 5:56 pm
by raider_kin
Attyla wrote: Fri Dec 19, 2025 3:10 pm When I am having spinal fusion surgery, my go to question is what is your 40 time in pads.
You're all pikers, no clue.

Check out his sidepiece; is she a smoke show dime? There's your doc.

Re: The Tankathon thread,i.e., the 2026 Draft

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2025 6:40 pm
by chucker
vtraider wrote: Fri Dec 19, 2025 4:00 pm I asked about his broad jump.
Louie Anderson "I was in the olympics..... broad Jump..... killed her"

Re: The Tankathon thread,i.e., the 2026 Draft

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2025 9:23 pm
by Sold My Soul
GoodTimeCharlie wrote: Fri Dec 19, 2025 7:00 am “I see your luck and raise you year after year of guaranteed failure until the day I die.” - Doofus McDingleberry

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Also, fck you Doofus.
Sell the team.
Post of the year.

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Re: The Tankathon thread,i.e., the 2026 Draft

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2025 9:26 pm
by Sold My Soul
I still can't stop laughing.....

You made my day Charlie

:trophy:

Re: The Tankathon thread,i.e., the 2026 Draft

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2025 4:10 am
by Attyla
raider_kin wrote: Fri Dec 19, 2025 5:56 pm You're all pikers, no clue.

Check out his sidepiece; is she a smoke show dime? There's your doc.
I got the best advice ever from my step dad when I was 16. He said there will come a day when you have to get a prostrate exam. So in the meantime, find a doctor who is a petite woman with very small hands, preferably Asian (his implication is Asian chicks have very delicate hands.) At the time, I thought it was an odd and random thing to tell a 16 year old.

I took that to heart and my last two doctors have been very petite women, not Asian, but you can't have everything. Now I understand all too well the wisdom of my step dad

Re: The Tankathon thread,i.e., the 2026 Draft

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2025 5:20 am
by Viper
Attyla wrote: Sat Dec 20, 2025 4:10 am I got the best advice ever from my step dad when I was 16. He said there will come a day when you have to get a prostrate exam. So in the meantime, find a doctor who is a petite woman with very small hands, preferably Asian (his implication is Asian chicks have very delicate hands.) At the time, I thought it was an odd and random thing to tell a 16 year old.

I took that to heart and my last two doctors have been very petite women, not Asian, but you can't have everything. Now I understand all too well the wisdom of my step dad
With my luck “she” would turn out to be a tranny.

The season has officially turned to shit when we start discussing spinal fusions and prostate exams.

Re: The Tankathon thread,i.e., the 2026 Draft

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2025 7:37 am
by Trainnvain
Viper wrote: Sat Dec 20, 2025 5:20 am With my luck “she” would turn out to be a tranny.

The season has officially turned to shit when we start discussing spinal fusions and prostate exams.
Good luck or bad luck? With a handle like Viper you have to be compensating! :angel:

Re: The Tankathon thread,i.e., the 2026 Draft

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2025 9:36 am
by Viper
Too funny - it’s my dogs name

Re: The Tankathon thread,i.e., the 2026 Draft

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2025 11:24 am
by Xramfan
Viper wrote: Sat Dec 20, 2025 9:36 am Too funny - it’s my dogs name
That’s actually a badass name.


Let me guess, Labradoodle?


;)

Re: The Tankathon thread,i.e., the 2026 Draft

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2025 12:22 pm
by chucker
Viper wrote: Sat Dec 20, 2025 5:20 am With my luck “she” would turn out to be a tranny.

The season has officially turned to shit when we start discussing spinal fusions and prostate exams.