He's back! Maxx Crosby merged superthread

[Corleone]

Tank is full speed ahead!

[raidersince63]

If he gets traded, there is no rush. Teams may be willing to pay more the closer we get to the draft, especially once free agency begins to wind down and teams know what they lack.

If the Raiders are holding out for a team to offer 2 #1s, I'm not so sure it will happen.

[Attyla]

If the Raiders are holding out for a team to offer 2 #1s, I'm not so sure it will happen.

If any of these hacks know what we are holding out for, I will let you eat my hat

[raidersince63]

Why would the Cowboys do that and downgrade from Parsons to Maxx?

Hey, it's Jerry Jones, and maybe he finally figured out that he really f'd up by letting Parsons go.

[Tatum]

If any of these hacks know what we are holding out for, I will let you eat my hat

I"m holding my breath for:

1 hacks in the know
2 a pic of you eating your hat
3 Maxx to actually be traded
4 Raiders to win the Super Bowl

what is the Vegas line on all of the above?

[raidersince63]

If any of these hacks know what we are holding out for, I will let you eat my hat

C'mon man, you & I both know that there's no way you'd ever sacrifice your Taylor Swift hat.

[GoodTimeCharlie]

If it ain’t a Honeywell “Fibre-Metal” hard hat, than you’re not putting enough on the line. Anyone can chow down on a baseball cap or fedora.

[Hellbound]

I think 1st & 2nd are more realistic, yes. I don't think Maxx fetches two 1sts from anyone but I think the best chance is a team that's drafting in the late 1st this year and maybe a 1st in '27.

I saw this proposal out there:

Maxx

For

Bills 1st in 2026
Bills 1st in 2027
Ed Oliver

Then saw this one:

Maxx

For

Harold Landry
Pats 1st in 2026
Pats 2nd in 2027

I also could see two dark horse teams in the running for Maxx that would make some sense. Bucs and Lions. Just gut feeling, no insight.

Living in Michigan, the Detroit sports radio stations have made it very clear that Holmes needed, should have and still needs to do whatever it takes to get Maxx for the past couple of years. Fans definitely want him, does ownership?

As for those trade proposals, I'd do the Buffalo one no hesitation and could probably be talked into the Patriots one

[HolyRoller]

Reese’s peanut butter cups are superior to all things candy

Mic/drop

They WERE superior - now they are made out of substandard ingredients and are dried out more than half the time.

So, go to Trader Joe’s to get their milk chocolate and dark chocolate peanut butter cups - far superior to the candy masquerading as the RPBC today.

[Cruisin with Tooz]

Living in Michigan, the Detroit sports radio stations have made it very clear that Holmes needed, should have and still needs to do whatever it takes to get Maxx for the past couple of years. Fans definitely want him, does ownership?

As for those trade proposals, I'd do the Buffalo one no hesitation and could probably be talked into the Patriots one

Barmore has some significant recurring health issues and now also has criminal charges pending.

[Reno Hightower]

And I want to see big ass sharks too. Let's see, what else is on the list. I have eaten most the things on my list, Haggis, Oxtail, Urchin. I have one I want to try but it is expensive, that is to drive a Ferrari at high speeds on a track. Riding an elephant looks fun. Taking the mules down to the base of the Grand Canyon. Heard that trail is really narrow. I have already held an alligator by the tail. Have a tattoo. Been on a sub. Want to do a cave crawl, that looks like a blast. Catamaran ride, done that way out into the middle of the ocean. So, while I have a few years yet to do some stuff, I have already done some cool things.

A friend of mine did that out of Cape Town, South Africa. Apparently they have some big great white sharks in those waters.

[chucker]

I have skydived a couple of times long ago. I'm not sure it's really all that dangerous if you're dealing with a reputable outfit. I also swam with sharks in the Caymans..... but they were reef sharks, which are in the shark family but they aren't dangerous.

[Cruisin with Tooz]

Darwin always wins!!!

[Cruisin with Tooz]

I think 1st & 2nd are more realistic, yes. I don't think Maxx fetches two 1sts from anyone but I think the best chance is a team that's drafting in the late 1st this year and maybe a 1st in '27.

I saw this proposal out there:

Maxx

For

Bills 1st in 2026
Bills 1st in 2027
Ed Oliver

Then saw this one:

Maxx

For

Harold Landry
Pats 1st in 2026
Pats 2nd in 2027

I also could see two dark horse teams in the running for Maxx that would make some sense. Bucs and Lions. Just gut feeling, no insight.

If Crosby were a FA now and we tagged him, do you think any other teams would offer him a contract?

[Xramfan]

They WERE superior - now they are made out of substandard ingredients and are dried out more than half the time.

So, go to Trader Joe’s to get their milk chocolate and dark chocolate peanut butter cups - far superior to the candy masquerading as the RPBC today.

Walked into a candy shop in old town Columbia last week and bought two dark chocolate peanut butter cups. They were the size of cupcakes. Wow

[Goodtimes333]

Up on the mountain on a hunt or hike, peanut m&m's come in clutch. The chocolate with the protein is great. A good dark chocolate with a bag of almonds is excellent as well. For the most part I don't get hot and bothered over candy. A chocolate shake or a good cinnamon roll is hard to beat. Licorice is a bastards candy. If I have strawberry licorice in my face I'd rather just go eat a bunch of real strawberries. Black licorice is of Satan